"Be polite; write diplomatically; even in a declaration of war one observes the rules of politeness." - Otto von Bismarck.

Horatius at the Bridge

And they made a molten image, and set it up on high,
And there it stands unto this day to witness if I lie.
It stands in the Comitium, plain for all folk to see;
Horatius in his harness, halting upon one knee:
And underneath is written, in letters all of gold,
How valiantly he kept the bridge in the brave days of old.

Get the Hero Horatius and his arch enemy Lars Porsena, refight the famous encounter at the bridge and save Rome!

Not only that but we have Samnites, Etruscans and Campanians, you too can beat the pesky Romans at the Caudine Forks!